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Title: The Thrilling Adventures of Renjiman and Karakuraizer
Pairing: Renji/Ichigo (Renji POV).
Rating: NC-17 overall.
Genre: Crack, plot, and fun.
Word Count: 18,000 words, 6 chapters.
Beta: The amazingly fantastic [livejournal.com profile] goldensprite, who's just been so fucking awesome this past week. Best beta I could ask for <3

AU Setting: Being a superhero was hard enough without impending doom, thank you very much. Will Renjiman and Karakuraizer prevail? Will the streets ever be safe again? Will Renji finally get in Ichigo's spandex? All this and more...

A/N: The magical tale of Renjiman is almost as magical as Renjiman's cock. It started out as a gag, obviously, and then took the leap from my brain to my LJ with the help of Figaro. Then obviously Rae sniffed the AU and wanted in on the fun. Goldensprite made it 30% more sparkles and fun, the commenters made me smile, and Gel was fucking badass herself. My insane brain did the rest of the work.
Now, I present to you a month's worth of hard work: one of the many thrilling adventures of two manly superheroes in a world of awesome and win!

Prologue - PG-13 | 720 words
Chapter 1 – PG-13 | 2,100 words | In which Renjiman meets friends and Ichigo sulks
Chapter 2 – PG-13 | 2,220 words | In which exciting occurrences occur
Chapter 3 – PG-13 | 1,550 words | In which the forces of good kick ass
Chapter 4 – PG-13 | 3,000 words | In which trouble is met
Chapter 5 – PG-13 | 3,000 words | In which climax is had
Chapter 6NC-17 | 4,700 words | In which climax is had again and again
Epilogue - PG-13 | 570 words

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Title: The Thrilling Adventures of Renjiman and Karakuraizer - Epilogue
Rating: PG-13.
Word Count: 570 words.
For: Everyone who've helped me see this through: Rae, Goldensprite, Figaro, PB_Cookie, and Renjiman himself who gave me a visit the other day sdjdfglh. I love you all to teeny tiny bits *___*
Beta: Goldensprite forever nngh

A/N: And so the thrilling adventure ends! Justice has been served, the streets are safe once again, and our brave heroes finally got some. Next time! A frightening new Villain threatens to take over the world? Sounds like a job for Renjima - OH GOD I CAN'T DO THIS. JUST READ THE FUCKING EPILOGUE. NO MORE.

Chapter 6
, in case you missed it :D


Then it's Renjiman and Karakuraizer, away. )
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Title: The Thrilling Adventures of Renjiman and Karakuraizer: 6
Rating: NC-17 FUCK TO THE YEAH.
Word Count: 4,700 words. Blame Betaman :D
For: FIGARO'S BIRTHDAY! This whole fic was pretty much for you, so here's the porn on your special day :D Hope you have fun!
Beta: Goldensprite UNF

A/N: Aaaaand we're done! I'll just shut up and let you all buckle up. YES COOKIE THERE IS ~SPANDEX~. NC-RENJIMAN FTW-
Ooh, before I forget - I've uploaded my favorite Sexy Playlist for figaro_figaro, so I figured why not share it here too? Have fun! (credit for most of it goes to PANTERA, who rocks my world every damn day. ILU cHOSEN.)


Chapter 5
, in case you missed it!


Great, I'm fucking the Hero with the magical cock. )
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Title: The Thrilling Adventures of Renjiman and Karakuraizer: 5
Rating: DURP. Hard PG-13? IDK IT SAYS COCK. (Finally for the reason you want it to.)
Word Count: 3,000 again! :D
Beta: Goldensprite


AU Setting: Being a superhero was hard enough without impending doom, thank you very much. Will Renjiman and Karakuraizer prevail? Will the streets ever be safe again? Will Renji finally get in Ichigo's spandex? All this and more...

A/N: YOU GUYS IT HAPPENED. Penultimate! Here's hoping you've enjoyed the ride! :D Hanatarou away! 8DDDDD

Chapter 4, in case you missed it :D


It took half a second, maybe, for their elaborate plan to go to shit. )
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Title: The Thrilling Adventures of Renjiman and Karakuraizer: 4
Rating: PG-13 for violence and pain and awesome plot twists. Uh, I mean.
Word Count: 3,000 this time! :D
Beta: Goldensprite

AU Setting: Being a superhero was hard enough without impending doom, thank you very much. Will Renjiman and Karakuraizer prevail? Will the streets ever be safe again? Will Renji finally get in Ichigo's spandex? All this and more...

A/N: Okay, so this one's a little heavier. I still had a lot of fun doing it, now let's see how you guys take it! (Zealot1138, you're gonna like this one :D Figaro, we are approaching the superhero!sex, I promise! :P)

RAE-CHAN IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE BEST LINE IN THIS FIC. AND MY LIFE.

Chapter 3, in case you missed it :D


Then they clicked. )
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Title: The Thrilling Adventures of Renjiman and Karakuraizer: 3
Rating: PG-13. I'm getting there!
Word Count: 1,550 for this chapter.
Beta: Goldensprite

AU Setting: Being a superhero was hard enough without impending doom, thank you very much. Will Renjiman and Karakuraizer prevail? Will the streets ever be safe again? Will Renji finally get in Ichigo's spandex? All this and more...

A/N: Halfway through! Are you excited? ENTER THE ACTION! (PANTERA IS PANTERA~)

Chapter 2, in case you missed it :D


Bright blue costume, fur, pointy ears, a tail, the works. )
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Title: The Thrilling Adventures of Renjiman and Karakuraizer: 2
Rating: PG-13 still.
Word Count: 2,280 for this chapter.
Beta: Goldensprite
BAM
AU Setting: Being a superhero was hard enough without impending doom, thank you very much. Will Renjiman and Karakuraizer prevail? Will the streets ever be safe again? Will Renji finally get in Ichigo's spandex? All this and more...

A/N: DUN DUN DUN PLOT. :D
More thanks to Goldensprite for being an awesome as hell person and beta <3 Obviously to Rae for that robot line , and to KT for the inspiration :D PANTERA IS PANTERA~

Chapter 1, in case you missed it :D

We gotta move. )
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Title: The Thrilling Adventures of Renjiman and Karakuraizer: 1
Rating: PG-13 for excessive cursing.  (Will go up to NC-Renjiman, worry not.)
Word Count: 2,100 for this chapter.
Beta: Goldensprite
holy crap so awesome ♥
AU Setting: Being a superhero was hard enough without impending doom, thank you very much. Will Renjiman and Karakuraizer prevail? Will the streets ever be safe again? Will Renji finally get in Ichigo's spandex? All this and more...

A/N: Finished! 17,000 words in a week, how's that for a crackfic size queen? I've decided to post it in relatively short chapters because I think it works with this type of happy-go-lucky story. All the chapters will be posted in a week or so~
Also, here's hoping the superhero names won't confuse you. Pisces and Bones were picked based on Ukitake and Shunsui's zanpakutou, and Captain Aizen was picked because IT IS AWESOME.

Many thanks to Goldensprite for being an awesome person and beta, to Rae for making this happen , and to all the RL friends who heard me babble about this epic tale for the past two weeks. PANTERA IS PANTERA.

Prologue, in case you missed it :D

Never seen so many of us in one place? )

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Title: The Thrilling Adventures of Renjiman and Karakuraizer - Prologue.
Pairing: Renji/Ichigo (Renji POV).
Rating: PG-13 for excessive cursing. (For now 8D)
Word Count: 720.
For: Figaro and TB Boy

AU Setting: Being a superhero was hard enough without impending doom, thank you very much. Will Renjiman and Karakuraizer prevail? Will the streets ever be safe again? Will Renji finally get in Ichigo's spandex? All this and more...

A/N: Happy New Year! May 2010 be sexy and fun, like you, LJ folk! :D
So, some of you who are Figaro's friends may have already seen this coming. A little more than a drabble, but fuck yeah Renjiman has finally come to pass. You may have to wait a while for the next chapter, as I really hate posting chaptered fics while writing them, but I had to post something for new years and there is no porn.

I'd say comments are love, but this fic is its own reward, look at it.

 

No, seriously. Joining a fucking justice league? )
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