Title: The Thrilling Adventures of Renjiman and Karakuraizer
Pairing: Renji/Ichigo (Renji POV).Rating: NC-17 overall.
Genre: Crack, plot, and fun.
Word Count: 18,000 words, 6 chapters.
Beta: The amazingly fantastic goldensprite, who's just been so fucking awesome this past week. Best beta I could ask for <3
AU Setting: Being a superhero was hard enough without impending doom, thank you very much. Will Renjiman and Karakuraizer prevail? Will the streets ever be safe again? Will Renji finally get in Ichigo's spandex? All this and more...
A/N: The magical tale of Renjiman is almost as magical as Renjiman's cock. It started out as a gag, obviously, and then took the leap from my brain to my LJ with the help of Figaro. Then obviously Rae sniffed the AU and wanted in on the fun. Goldensprite made it 30% more sparkles and fun, the commenters made me smile, and Gel was fucking badass herself. My insane brain did the rest of the work.
Now, I present to you a month's worth of hard work: one of the many thrilling adventures of two manly superheroes in a world of awesome and win!
Prologue - PG-13 | 720 words
Chapter 1 – PG-13 | 2,100 words | In which Renjiman meets friends and Ichigo sulks
Chapter 2 – PG-13 | 2,220 words | In which exciting occurrences occur
Chapter 3 – PG-13 | 1,550 words | In which the forces of good kick ass
Chapter 4 – PG-13 | 3,000 words | In which trouble is met
Chapter 5 – PG-13 | 3,000 words | In which climax is had
Chapter 6 – NC-17 | 4,700 words | In which climax is had again and again
Epilogue - PG-13 | 570 words